Video game characters can get away with wearing green tights, but I can’t.
A lot of video game characters make fashion statements that cannot be mimicked in the real world. For example, Link with his green tights; Mario with his blue overalls, red shirt, red hat and mustache; the Gears of War guys with their massive boots and armour that would prevent them from ever moving, never mind running. To name a few.
And if you ever went outside looking like Master Chief, you’d get laughed at.
Unfortunately, that means I have to return the green tights I bought. Rats.
That being said, there are exceptions.


