It’s frustrating when your princess is in another castle.
Mario is a better man than I. For I still remember the dramatic breakup with my first real girlfriend after I caught her “in another castle.” Now I don’t know if Mario was really into saving Princess Peach or if he was risking his life so he could finally catch up with the princess and give her a piece of his mind. But if I were an overweight plumber with a poor sense of style, I might be willing to forgive my ex-girlfriend if she were a cute princess. But she wasn’t, so I never proceeded to level 2.
